Québec is a neat city in that it has an old town (basse-ville) and the newer city (québec is over 400 years old). separating the two are the cliffs of the st. lawrence river and a steep climb up ever since i was little, the “ascenseur” has been a fixture of quebec city and an iconic symbol. [...]

while doing park improvements, the Enercity Public Works Department (mainly zombies – they are cheap and don’t need health care but they are also very slow and easily distracted by brainy people) uncovered a spaceship crashed near the old air raid hanger turned skate park *dang hoodlum kids! tagging and drinking down there – shakes fist [...]