harder to roger in OpenSim (ie, going to the boneyard)


the virtual blanket monster, shagging, getting stank on the hang down, or twisting the torus – whatever your slang is for sex might be in jeopardy of being regulated

well, at least by anyone wanting to add age verification to their OpenSim grid. the next time you go looking to hizzit the skizzins you might encounter the X-Avatar age verification module!

i read about this on Maria’s blog today and couldn’t help tossing it out there (no, not tossing the salad) =p

age verification is an interesting concept and one that is easily bypassed – just ask a group of under age kids (maybe not a good idea). Second Life implemented age verification years ago and you can simply google Elvis Presley and get his driver’s license number and street address and be all set! (Ener Hax in no way condones lying! and is not particularly an Elvis fan) i’m just sayin’ . . .

if you think online age verification works, then i won’t clue you in about those uber tall, well-endowed girls in Second Life that like to dance nekked in clubs and belong to 25 lesbian groups . . .  o_O

it’s better to play it safe, script some NPCs and keep it to your sim-on-a-stick (oh no, is that a euphemism for sex too?) =D

from our old cafe press store . . . way back when

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written by Ener Hax

April 19th, 2012 at 4:23 pm

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  1. It’s always amazing to me that, in our society, pretending to kill someone is totally okay, but looking at some cartoon boobies is off-limits.

    Maria Korolov

    19 Apr 12 at 4:42 pm

  2. thank you for voicing that! i have ranted many times on how a woman’s nipples in Second Life makes an adult rating but men’s nips do not – double standard anyone?

    well i guess nipples are pretty amazing things (rolls eyes)

    don’t even get me started on the bouncing boob physics!

    Ener Hax

    19 Apr 12 at 4:47 pm

  3. Is opensim censoring abit of rogering! Or as it’s also known as ‘abit of how’s your father like..’ in some parts of the UK.

    Eros Deus

    19 Apr 12 at 5:36 pm

  4. Oh we should start a “green room” there Ener….


    19 Apr 12 at 6:34 pm

  5. Free the boobies!!

    Sarge Misfit

    19 Apr 12 at 9:05 pm

  6. Sheesh, Second Life has been pornographic for years and it was hardly a problem until LL closed Teen grid and allowed the two kids still using it to join the rest of their under age friends on the main grid (all age verified of course!). So they see bare boobies bouncing. Not like they don’t see them for real on the beach or plastered all over TV, or in every art gallery in the world.

    And what about the griefer’s and half wits that walk around in any area naked with a large erection? And don’t Linden Labs know a griefer’s float large porno images all over Second Life with no respect for rating no more than they respect the people fool enough to pay LL’s expensive tier for the privilege?

    Oh, blah blah blah!!!!


    19 Apr 12 at 9:27 pm

  7. “ur gf is a dude”

    as much as I could suspend disbelief in second life back in the day, when it came to the gender issue I could never ratify it in my mind. I just had to know. I was not at peace till I was shown a webcam and they waved when I asked. annecdotaly, it was about 4/5 were the gender identified. still, it is regretful I put people on the spot.

    Breen Whitman

    20 Apr 12 at 4:38 am

  8. Well, the fact remains, for some sex is sin, so i want to be sure that where I’m, those are not allowed to be in, not only underage but also mentalities i don’t respect and despise with all my power (enough to say i don’t believe in the ones that say they speak in any GOD’s behalf and i don’t accept that any in any world, be virtual or real, thinks they can dare to have higher moral standards then my own!)
    So far the only places i found that i can have a guaranty that i can act and report any of those, is the Adult regions of Second Life and my own, where i restrict and can ban whatever i decide!
    For the rest, i fear there is no place for the ones that just enjoy virtual sex as much as any other activity, but other commercial grids.
    Open free ones, i have to say, the only guaranty i can have, is to avoid all places not listed as adults!

    ZZ Bottom

    20 Apr 12 at 5:00 am

  9. In a virtual world I really do believe it should be ‘your world your imagination’ aslong as it’s legal and not breaking any RL laws.

    So everyone let’s go over to OpenSim and wave our placards to ‘FREE THE BOOB 2!’. We cannot have them put in captivity under a boobtube… so barbaric!

    Eros Deus

    20 Apr 12 at 5:48 am

  10. Ener, you should make a line of T’s that have similar saying’s and distro them.

    I was thinking, with SOAS being adopted in many Educational type environments, what about some snazzy T’s on internet safety, sexting and similar topics. The T’s could be aimed towards the younger side but made entertaining too so they would get a laugh while wearing them. They could be included in SOAS or as an “Internet/Gaming/VW awareness” IAR. Funny Iconic’s and sayings that make ya smile type of thing.

    Could be a fun little project that causes many laughs & giggles while bringing a little awareness to kids.


    20 Apr 12 at 7:02 am

  11. I do really think the kids place is out on the sun playing!
    If some terrifies me is the techno dependence we are creating into our children and i had personal reasons to not agree with a 2 years child using an I pad, no matter how skilled that one can be with it!

    ZZ Bottom

    20 Apr 12 at 7:08 am

  12. lol, the real boobs are all of us!!! =D

    funny, i have the opposite concern, i want everyone to be under age on our grid! and i think most kids can pretty quickly tell if someone else is a creep or not. and i wnat all my stuff to be G rated (i do feel bad when i cuss on the blog, not that i’ve done it more than half a dozen times)

    lol Gaga on the big porno images floating around (and i almost spit out my mouthful of gummy bears on your “large erections” comment!)

    dang WhiteSatr – you’ve fired me up to do t-shirts again – i did a half a dozen on CafePress and need to check out CustomInk (CafePress went downhill on my last batch of shirts with really crappy printing)

    true ZZ – for most of us the spot we should be is outside, especially kids – but i’d rather a kid be doing educational games on an iPad than watching TV – technology in moderate doses and in thoughtful ways =)

    Ener Hax

    20 Apr 12 at 12:53 pm

  13. LOL Ener… Yep T-Shirts & Fun wear that have a valuable msg for the younger crowd… Always good for the kiddies. Hence why I suggested whipping up some good ones to include in an IAR or a bundle of some sort.


    20 Apr 12 at 3:56 pm

  14. oh big derr on me! gee WhiteStar, i thought you meant real tees! that pic is from our Cafe Press store when we were inSL

    we do have silicone bracelets

    hmm, i thought subbie had written a post about the new black ones we have (lol, i guess i do tend to blog a lot more than others and now i can do one on our black wristbands)

    in-world t-shirts eh? i think it’s easier to make real ones! my one Totoro tee in-wprld took me 26 uploads to get it where it is now!

    Ener Hax

    20 Apr 12 at 6:59 pm

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