what an honour! that’s how i felt when i saw this sidewalk marquis at Staples when i went to Chipotle to get a burrito yesterday
finally the accolades, nay . . . the bona fides i’ve been striving for . . .
i always thought it would be something symbolic of Sim-on-a-Stick, but a pen? heck, that’s a very creative tool! think of all the awesomeness that has been penned through the ages!
from Shakespeare to the Magna Carta to Michelangelo and Einstein!
what an honour indeed (and a surprise too, i had no idea), me as the deal of the week! (they probably thought that “Big Deal of the Week” was too wordy – but i know what they mean)
well, i went in to examine these fine pens and bask in the glow of finally having arrived – ahh, all those altruistic hours recognized and now celebrated
all you little people can now share in my humble feelings of accomplishment with such a creative tool
a genuine, yet honest, metaphor for all of humanity’s creativeness, all in your hand at an affordable price
i approached the in-store display with pride swelling to megaprim proportions. there they were, display pens to literally allow this celebration of one person’s toils (me) to bring creativity and personal expression to all of mankind
turns out that these crappy pens leak all over the place! some deal! =(
*stomps out pouting*